๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฎ
mermaid from the land of khem. direct descendent of pharaohs. pisces sun. gemini moon. "clean chakra, good karma. oh, one with the water."
๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฎ
โ–ฒ
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upnorthtrips:

Thirty years ago today, the first episode of The Cosby Show premiered on NBC.
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mikominabusa:

Steal Her Look: Lady Gaga
- Multifunction Copy Machine ($2,399.00)
mikominabusa:

Steal Her Look: Lady Gaga
- Multifunction Copy Machine ($2,399.00)
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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks
theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks
theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks
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manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar
manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar
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"BRUH"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID โ€œBRUHโ€ (via elovers)
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ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.
ruineshumaines:

A Love Letter to the City
Stephen ESPO Powers on Tumblr.